THINK! IT'S NOT ILLEGAL,YET...

My thanks for the above advice from the folks over at Braden Dental and their billboard on Interstate 70.

I THINK:

I think God blessed me with some great kids.

I think I know why Dad got so much pleasure out of just sitting on my back patio.

I think someday all the "illegals" hoopla will go the way of Zoot Suits - but never Zoot Sims, of course.

I think I wish my respect for Senators and Supreme Court Judges would return to how I felt about them when I was a much younger man.

I think I wish that drivers tests would include an exercise about the use of turn signals - and flunk people who did not know they had them.

I think that watching a 13 month grandchild discover life's treasures is a hoot.

I think anybody claiming to like jazz should have a copy of Paul Desmonds "Bossa Antigua" in their collection - and then turn off the lights while playing it.

I think we waste way too much time worrying about how other people view us.

I think everybody should be able to live 6 & 6 in Florida and whereever.

I think also that there must be a good way to export pollen to Mexico.

I think when a new study contradicts one for which we changed our way of living, the scholars who came up with the wrong conclusions should be shot.

I think we should spend more time educating our kids - and less time blaming them.

I think dentistry should come up with new dental appliances that make food taste as good as it once did.

I think everybody considering divorce should be required to first take turns washing the undies for six months. That's when you realize the one who was previously doing the task - really loves you.

I think all the people who love the Oldies E-mails should take time to remember all the things we "didn't" have back in the "good old days". Life's not a Chinese menu.

I think that any national political party that can't get it together in 4 years should be dissolved.

I think I need to stop thinking now. My head hurts.