Pithy comments strained from recent E-mails. Somebody has a good sense of humor - even if a little cracked.
"Blessed are the cracked - for they let in the light"
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. So, I said, "Implants?"She smacked me."
"Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference."
"My wife and I divorced over religious differences. I thought I was God - she didn't."
Sign I'd like to see: "Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere."
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?
"I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on."
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school - but they can in prison?
"When I was a kid I used to go "skinny dipping - now I just "chunky dunk."
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."
(My favorite) "Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?"
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