We mentioned Monday that Bella was the smallest Steeler fan down here. at 2.4 pounds. Yesterday we spent about an hour or so at the local vet, Doc. Gartenberg for shots and a routine exam. Bella weighed in at a whopping 3.1 lbs..
We spoke to her about it later and she admitted, "With Ben out I decided to "bulk up" and help the offensive line."
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Do you remember the old grade school joke where one student asks the other, "When you got to the bathroom and wipe your butt which hand do you use?" The second student answers, "My right - which hand do you use."
The first questioner answers, "I don't use either. I prefer toilet paper."
Apparently the second guy has never used the toilet paper (whoops - toilet tissue) in public bathrooms. Long considered a goal of effective cost saving, the thickness of the sheets are almost non-existant.
In addition the wait for the paper is interminable as you first try to decide which roll under the Darth Vader cover is the active one. Then you must attempt to figure out how to make the appropriate roll - "unroll."
I once entered the mens room of a local restaurant and missed the last three innings of a Rays/Yankee game.
I don't mess around anymore and have gone back to using corn husks carefully hidden away in my 24 pocket Cargo shorts. Nobody is ever going to know which hand this old guy uses.
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