QUOTABLES

From time to time I gather my favorite quotes. Here are a few.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Happiness: Money can't but it, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

                   Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office - Aesop

Guidance for St. Paddy's Day: Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

The cardiologists diet: If it tastes good - spit it out!

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds  from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other - Oscar Ameringer.

I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.

Have a good one.