MAIL TIME

I love mail time. Not regular mail . That's just bills and circulars.

No, I'm talking about the really good mail - spam mail. 

The most recent spam I received today was entitled "View pics of 50+ singles in your city".

Apprently wrinkles are making a comeback.

But in my neighborhood - living in a senior community - everybody's got wrinkles. You see them everywhere - including in my mirror..

My spam folder suggests I'm still a popular guy. My B.F.F spam pal is apparently PCH as they send me two or three e-mails every day practically guaranteeing me financial success.

There are also other people who think of me often, as well, and are quite eager to help me out in my senior days.

First, they tell me I can earn money by taking any one of several surveys offered daily. Sounds too easy.

I can also view a video of a weight loss spray as seen on ABC's "shark tank". I have a feeling Pittsburghs' Mark Cuban passed on that one.

Some spam mails are puzzling for the less discerning - like me - apparently.

For example, I'm still agonizing over my decision not to open the one entitled "Amish wood milk - 100 year old formula."

Naturally, fearing I'd receive an unwanted virus, I also passed on the spam mail  that was sent to me by someone who was apparently ambivalent that day:

" Naughty Nurses & 50% off for Cinco de Mayo".

I married one of the former - and love the one I got.

But, I always have PCH and their eternal promise: "The Prize Patrol may be coming your way."

That's much more exciting than "naughty nurses" anyday.