COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME?

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME:

WHY BRUCE ARIENS WAS LET GO BY THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS?

WHY THE PIRATES WITH CLOSE TO RECORD ATTENDANCE
CONTINUE TO CLAIM THEY SIMPLY DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO COMPETE WITH THEIR OPPONENTS- INCLUDING SO-CALLED SMALL MARKET TEAMS -  WHO ARE ACTIVELY USING THE FREE AGENT MARKET - PARTICULARLY WHEN THE PIRATES 2013 LATE SEASON ACQUISITIONS ALMOST PUT THEM INTO THE WORLD SERIES?

WHY IS THE PIRATES FREE AGENT STRATEGY PAINFULLY REMINDFUL OF THE GUY WHO WAITS UNTIL LATE CHRISTMAS EVE TO BUY HIS WIFE AND KIDS PRESENTS AT MARK DOWN PRICES AND THEN COMPLAINS ABOUT THE CHOICES HE HAS?

WHY DOES THE FIRST GUY IN LINE AT A SHORT LIGHT WAIT AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF TIME AND THEN INSIST ON STAYING THERE WHEN THAT LIGHT CHANGES?

WHY, AS WE GROW OLDER -  DEALING WITH ARTHRITIS, EYESIGHT PROBLEMS,  REDUCED FLEXIBILITY AND SUSPECT HAND STRENGTH  - DO WE FIND THE PRODUCTS WE MUST PURCHASE  DUE TO THESE AND SIMILAR AILMENTS ARE WRAPPED IN A WAY THAT WOULD PUZZLE THE GUY WHO CAME UP WITH THE RUBIC CUBE - REQUIRE THE USE OF A BLOWTORCH - PNEUMATIC DRILL - AND THE STRENGTH OF A CHARLES ATLAS STRENGTH SCHOOL GRADUATE - (WITH OR WITHOUT THE SAND IN THE FACE AND WHILE EMPLOYING ONLY 50% OF HIS DYNAMIC TENSION ABILITY ) IN ORDER TO SUCCESSFULLY OPEN THESE SAME PRODUCTS?

ARE THERE REALLY THAT MANY PEOPLE IN STORES WHO ARE INTENT ON STEALING ONE BATTERY OUT OF A 12 PACK OF TRIPLE A  BATTERIES? WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE THEY'D SIMPLY POCKET THE WHOLE PACK?

DO WE REALLY NEED TO PROTECT THE BATTERY/CD/BALLPOINT PENS  CONTENTS WITH A SHRINK WRAP THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE SAVED THE LIVES OF FALLEN ASTRONAUTS AND ENABLED SUPERMAN TO AVOID THE CRIPPLING EFFECTS OF CRYPTONITE?

WHY DO SO MANY STEELER FANS STILL BELIEVE THERE IS A CORRELATION BETWEEN THE  BONEHEAD DECISIONS THAT STEELER COACH MIKE TOMLIN MAKES AND THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN?

WHY CAN'T THEY RECALL THE NUMBER OF SUPER BOWLS HE TOOK HIS TEAM TOO?

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE OF COLOR TRULY BELIEVE THAT THE CRITICISM HEAPED ON PRESIDENT OBAMA IN RECOGNITION OF SOME DOOZY FOULUPS IN HIS ADMINISTRATION ARE STRICTLY BASED ON HIS SKIN COLOR?

WHY DO THESE SAME FOLKS REFERENCED IN THE LAST PARAGRAPH  NOT RECOGNIZE -  THAT IT WOULD BE MORE LOGICAL TO CONCLUDE THEY ARE THE TRUE RACISTS - ARE KEEPING RACIAL BIAS ALIVE EVERY BIT AS MUCH AS THE TOMLIN CRITICS - BUT STILL INSIST ON  BEING MYSTIFIED ABOUT WHAT THEY SEE AS INCREASING RACIAL BIAS?

WHY IT IS SO DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO SIMPLY ADMIT "I WAS (AM) WRONG". WHAT DASTARDLY FATE ARE THEY SO SURE WILL BEFALL THEM IF THEY DO SO?

WHY WOULD AN OVERSIZED DOLPHINS FAN PLACE HIMSELF DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE ONLY TV SHOWING THE STEELER/DOLPHIN GAME BUT SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME LOUDLY COMPLAINING TO THE GUY SEATED NEXT TO HIM ABOUT HIS CELL PHONE'S POOR RECEPTION VS THE ONE HIS WIFE OWNS?

WHY WON'T THE FLORIDA AUTO DEALERS CONSIDER  MAKING THE PURCHASE OF TURN SIGNALS AN OPTION WITH AN APPROPRIATE PRICE REBATE?

WHO - IN THE NAME OF GOD - IS ACTUALLY USING THEM AND WHEN IF EVER ARE THEY STOPPED BY THE FLORIDA POLICE IN A STATE WHO CLAIMS THEY ARE ALLEGEDLY CASH POOR?

IS IT DIFFICULT FOR OUT OF STATE DRIVERS TO RELEARN THE PURPOSE OF TURN SIGNALS ONCE THEY RETURN TO THEIR STATE OF RESIDENCE - WHERE - WHO KNOWS- THEY MAY WELL ENFORCE THEIR OWN TURN SIGNAL LAWS?

WHY DO YOUNG DRIVERS NOT REALIZE THAT WHEN THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEIR SLOW MOVING  CAR APPROACHING A LIGHT AND THE ONE IN FRONT OF THEM IS ABOUT AN EIGHTH OF A MILE THAT SOMEONE MIGHT REASONABLY DEDUCE THEY ARE TEXTING WHILE DRIVING? (SAW IT AGAIN TODAY)

WHY IS THE PRICE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HALF-GALLON OF MILK AND A GALLON OF MILK (DOUBLE THE SIZE) SO SMALL - AND THE PRICE OF DECENT TASTING CHEESE SO HIGH?

WHY DO RESTAURANTS WHO CONTINUE TO RAISE THE PRICES OF THEIR TAKE OUT NOT ASK - WHEN THE ORDER IS CALLED IN- "WILL YOU NEED PLASTICWARE OR CONDIMENTS WITH THAT ORDER?"

(I'VE GOT THE NAME OF A MISSION IN AFRICA WHO WOULD LOVE TO HAVE EITHER OR BOTH - AND HAVE NEVER TASTED MILK)

ARE THERE REALLY THAT MANY PEOPLE WHO EAT THEIR BOSTON MARKET TAKEOUT WITH PLASTIC UTENSILS WHILE SEATED IN THEIR COOPERS?

WHY DO THE BASEBALL/SOCCER/FOOTBALL COACHES IN THEIR HUGE OVERSIZE VANS USE THE DRIVE-IN FOR THE PURPOSE OF ORDERING FOOD FOR THEIR TEAM, THE LOSING TEAM AND THE LEAGUE OFFICIALS - AND THEN GO BACK AND LECTURE THEIR GRADE SCHOOL AND INTERMEDIATE PLAYERS ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF ORGANIZATION AND COURTESY?

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE FIGURE OUT THE TWO ORDERING LANES AT MACDONALDS?

WHY DO THE MOTORISTS DOWN HERE TRULY BELIEVE THAT WHEN TURNING ON RED IT IS THEY WHO HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY OF ALL TURNING TRAFFIC - INCLUDING THOSE WHO DO HAVE A GREEN LIGHT?

WHY AM I BOTHERING TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS WHEN IT WON'T CHANGE A @#$%^ THING?

WHY THE BIG PRINT?

SO I CAN READ  IT.