THE TRULY IMPORTANT THINGS

"Kardashian is hoping for major weight loss!"

Yep, that's Huffington Post's lead teaser in one of it's pop-ups on my computer.

You see - that's the "real news". One wonders if it perhaps should be carried on a separate page entitled: "Huffington For Kids."

Yep, the real news would not be the recent Supreme Court decisions - their impact on this country - whether Proposition 8 in California was legal - if DOMA needed to be reversed - whether the state of Texas is truly wacko - and predicting whether or not Alabama and Missippippi will now decide they can go back to the 50's with their voting restrictions.

Honest, it is not even the Zimmerman trial - covered in it's entirety by Brighthouse's news channel 9 - nor is it about Paula Deen ( which we'll save for a future blog).

A popular media source informs us that the real priority in our country is to determine whether or not naming a baby "North West" really was a good choice.

Yep, that'll keep us all awake this week. Many sleepless nights of worry ahead.

What do I worry about? Well, important things - like proper historical research:

Did Paul Revere really proclaim: "One if by land - Two if by sea - and Three if the Widow Brown is home alone tonight?"

Maybe I can ask Kim and Kanye.

"Yeezus"?