Money isn't everything - but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
The other side: "I used to sell furniture for a living, it was my own.- Len Dawson.
There is nothing more miserable than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
"I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry." - Norman Wisdom
The DNA of humans is closer to a rat than a cat.
"Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it." - Rene Descartes
When Ian Fleming was looking fo a name for his hero-spy, he found it on the cover of a coffee table book entitled "Birds of the West Indies" written by ornithologist - James Bond.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men (Isn't a lot of blinking supposedly associated with something bad?")
The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man" - H.L. Mencken.
George Washington grew hemp in his garden. (you go, George)
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." - Rita Rudner
In 1980, Saddam Hussein received a key to the city of Detroit.(Thus the automakers decision to develop keyless entry?)
Only female mosquitos bite humans.
If a man is born in Nova Scotia, grows up in Manitoba, and dies in Alberta, what is he? (most likely dead)
If a bird is flying for pleasure, it flies with the wind, but if it meets danger, it turns and faces the wind, in order that it may rise higher. (Send that one to your least favorite and obstinate politician)
When the Jones family moved into their new house, a relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place. "It's terrific", he said. "I have my own room. Mike has his own room and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad."(Ahh, to be five again).
"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug" John Lithrow
One of my favorite cartoons shows Adam & Eve exiting the Garden of Eden. Both of them are wearing foilage for clothing. Adam has a back pack and is carrying a picnic basket.Eve's got a pull along suitcase, and a shopping bag.
Above the couple is God's large hand - finger extended downward at them from the clouds - as a indiction of his banishment.
The caption has Eve telling Adam:"You had to write a blog about it!"
(It's also one of my wife's favorite cartoons).
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